Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs: Biden endorses chocolate ammo; What #IfGunsShotChocolate?


BREAKING: Joe Biden endorses guns that shoot deadly chocolate, or something. greenbaypressgazette.com/viewart/201305…

— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) May 14, 2013

Uh oh. Uncle Joe Biden is weighing in on gun safety again. And he didn’t just endorse chocolate bullets — he did it in writing.

.@vp Biden to 7-yo: “If we had guns thats shot chocolate, not only would our country be safer, it would be happier.” twitter.com/LiamNee/status…

— Liam Nee (@LiamNee) May 14, 2013

It would make us all “safer” and “happier.” Because “people love chocolate.” Especially assault chocolate.

Oh Joe. RT @michellemalkin: Joe Biden endorses chocolate bullets==> twitter.com/PoliticoKevin/…

— Heather (@hmfearny) May 14, 2013

I can’t stop laughing,he really said thisBiden: ‘If We Had Guns that Shot Chocolate,’ People ‘Safer’ and ‘Happier’weeklystandard.com/blogs/biden-if…

— Shawn H. (@Tweetyuo) May 14, 2013

Scary thought of the day:

He could be our next Pres->RT @jammiewf: Joe Biden: Wouldn’t It Be Great If We Had Guns That Shot Chocolate Bullets?jammiewf.com/?p=27841

— Sheri Aden (@huskerdiva) May 14, 2013

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Are you ready for #IfGunsShotChocolate?

#IfGunsShotChocolate food cop Michelle Obama would be even more against them than she already is! twitter.com/SaraLang/statu… @joebiden

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 14, 2013

#IfGunsShotChocolate, chocolate would be banned.

—Skyler (@ReturnTo1776) May 14, 2013

Armor-piercing M&Ms? @michellemalkin @joebiden #IfGunsShotChocolate

— Doug كافر (@dthurston) May 14, 2013

#IfGunsShotChocolate Bloomberg would campaign to ban Chocolate bullets and high capacity LaffyTaffy magazines.

— Carl (@carlgallo) May 14, 2013

#IfGunsShotChocolate, I’m sorry sir, we cannot sell you this rifle until you get on the treadmill, you pudgy bastard.

— Jeffrey Gregg (@IconJBG) May 14, 2013

#IfGunsShotChocolate I would create a gun that shot peanut butter and make some delicious crime scenes.

— Sir Guy of Gisbourne (@SirGuyGisbourne) May 14, 2013

#IfGunsShotChocolate The IRS would audit and release confidential info on Godiva, Hershey, Lindt, Nestle and Cadbury to ProPublica.

— Sir Guy of Gisbourne (@SirGuyGisbourne) May 14, 2013

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/05/14/cuckoo-for-cocoa-puffs-biden-endorses-chocolate-ammo/

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