25 Texts Your Cat Would Send If It Had Opposable Thumbs and Spoke English
ats: they’re somehow simultaneously majestic, imperious, and total goofballs (as all cat-owners and cat-enthusiasts can attest). Sometimes it’s hard not to wonder what their fuzzy little heads are thinking about, especially when they’ve just gifted you with a dead mouse, or been staring menacingly at you from the window for half an hour. Now, we may just have the answer!
Check out these 25 texts your cat would absolutely send you if it could, courtesy of Texts from Mittens. And for more hilarious cat-thoughts, check out the Texts From Mittens website!
Here’s what your cat is really thinking about:
Don’t expect your cat to actually do something for itself when it could just hide in the laundry basket and have you do the work instead.
The sweet words your cat actually wants to hear you say. Cat owners, you’re definitely thinking about your own cat perched on the window, glowering out at the world, right?
Is that why cats do this??
Cat couple goals.
The preferred sleeping locale of cats everywhere.