19 Things Guys Actually Love About Getting Married
Getting married can be a stressful process for men. These are the parts that make it all worth it.
1. All the props you get for getting engaged.
It’s the most free drinks you’ll ever get for asking one question.
2. Registering for gifts.
3. The bachelor party.
4. Cake tasting.
“No we haven’t made a decision yet, more cakes please.”
5. Finally getting the gifts you registered for.
6. When the bride makes the mistake of putting you in charge of something.
7. Arriving at the wedding in style.
You aren’t actually gonna show up in your car are you?
8. Looking like a baller.
If you’ve gotta dress up, you may as well do it right.
9. Being the second most important person at the wedding…
10. While having no real responsibility…
11. And getting credit for it anyway.
12. Wedding food.
If it’s not delicious, it’s your own fault.
13. Open bar.
Which of course leads to…
14. Your drunken idiot friends.
Second only to…
15. Your drunken idiot relatives.
Who are often the main source of…
16. Everyone telling you how great you are.
Even if most of it’s lies.
17. The wedding night.
18. The honeymoon.
19. And that whole marrying the love of your life thing.
Yeah, that part’s pretty cool, too.